Guts for Garters

Loved Every Minute

Stop and Smell the Sunshine

Summer Star

The Titan from Kalischt

When I Get My Bentley

Trust Me or Die

Defeat the Hatred

Dancing on Ice

Goldilocks Nailed It


All songs written and composed by Lincoln Newtab

All songs produced by Forthlin Mendips

All songs ©2023 by Lincoln Newtab. All rights reserved.


Guts 4 Garters

I know what you're playing at

You'll never get away with it

You don’t even have an alibi

I see that fire in your eye

 

She'll have your guts for garters

Crush your bits for starters

Forget about forgiveness

One strike - you’re out of business

Don't even think about it!

 

It’s dangerous to sneak about

Secrets have a way of leaking out

You don’t stand a chance

So, keep it in your pants

 

She'll have your guts for garters

Crush your bits for starters

Forget about forgiveness

One strike - you’re out of business

Don't even think about it!

 

Go home, go home, jump back in your car

Think twice, think twice, bet she caught ya on her radar

Don't even think about it!

It’s alright. It’s alright. It’s alright

 

She'll have your guts for garters

Crush your bits for starters

Forget about forgiveness

One strike - you’re out of business

Don't even think about it!


Loved Every Minute

I loved every minute

There, I said it and I meant it

The best years of my life

I owe it all to you

You’re the one who pulled me through

And I never felt so alive!

 

Mi Amor, mi Amor, oh mi Corazon

We make such a lovely couple

Cheers to us, raise your glass, we always fly first-class

So, pop the Champagne bubbles

 

Not a day goes by now

I can still remember how

Good it felt to be with you

On the day that we met

My life changed and yet

Ev’ry day is still brand new

 

I loved every minute

There, I said it and I meant it

The best years of my life

I owe it all to you

You’re the one who pulled me through

And I never felt so alive!

 

Mi Amor, mi Amor, oh mi Corazon

We make such a lovely couple

Cheers to us, raise your glass, we always fly first-class

So, pop the Champagne bubbles

 

Mi Amor, mi Amor, oh mi Corazon

We make such a lovely couple

Cheers to us, raise your glass, we always fly first-class

And we’ve reached our destination at last!


Stop and Smell the Sunshine

We’re moving at the speed of light

Faster, faster, like a fuse to dynamite

To the top of the ladder

Nothing else matters

 

Don't forget to stop

and smell the sunshine

And taste that big blue sky

See the wind, hear the clouds

Feel the love, wash away the doubts

And always stop and smell the sunshine

 

Two rungs at a time

Nothin’s too steep to climb

Driving all night with the high beams

Chasing down those big, big dreams

 

Don't forget to stop

and smell the sunshine

And taste that big blue sky

See the wind, hear the clouds

Feel the love, wash away the doubts

And always stop and smell the sunshine

 

This locomotive’s steaming out of control

Too much heat and not enough coal

Soon we’ll be running out of track

Too far gone to ever turn back

 

Don't forget to stop

and smell the sunshine

And taste that big blue sky

See the wind, hear the clouds

Feel the love, wash away the doubts

And always stop and smell the sunshine

 

Summer Star

Once in a blue moon

I get this crazy tune

Stuck in my head

Lying in bed

I heard what you said to me

It's OK, it's alright

It’s gonna be a long flight, you’ll see

 

So, hold on, hang on tight

We’re sailin’ on a Summer Star tonight

Summer Star

 

Straight up, through the clouds

No limits, no bounds

Fly all over town

Never coming down

I heard what you said to me

It's OK, it's alright

It’s gonna be a long flight, you’ll see

 

So, hold on, hang on tight

We’re sailin’ on a Summer Star tonight

Summer Star

 

Pack your bags, book your trip

Unfurl the flags, get a grip

All aboard

 

It's OK, it's alright

It’s gonna be a long flight, you’ll see

So, hold on, hang on tight

We’re sailin’ on a Summer Star

So, hold on, hang on tight

We’re sailin’ on that Summer Star tonight

Summer Star


The Titan from Kalischt

With the wave of his wand

And a flick of baton

Maestro paints musical landscapes

With delicate strokes

The warm wind stokes

The fires he orchestrates

 

The Titan from Kalischt

A mighty force unleashed

Colours so dreamy, a

Knight from Bohemia

Presents a symphonic feast

The Titan from Kalischt

 

Whispers move mountains

Rainbows fill fountains

Majesty flows from his pen

Hot flames of brass

Dance through his vast

Portrait of goodness and sin

 

The Titan from Kalischt

A mighty force unleashed

Colours so dreamy, a

Knight from Bohemia

Presents a symphonic feast

The Titan from Kalischt

 

Such magical melodies

Layers of harmonies

Life glides by on parade

District 19 singing

Resting in Grinzing

Amused by this endless charade

 

The Titan from Kalischt

A mighty force unleashed

Colours so dreamy, a

Knight from Bohemia

Presents a symphonic feast

The Titan from Kalischt

 

Blicket auf Blicket auf

Alle reuig Zarten

 

Lyrics and Music by Lincoln Newtab

©2022 All rights reserved

Instrumental excerpts composed by Gustav Mahler 1860-1911

Mahler 1st Symphony, 2nd movement

Mahler 2nd Symphony, 2nd movement

Mahler 3rd Symphony, Knaben Chor


When I Get My Bentley

When I Get My Bentley

All the ladies wanna ride along with me

Heads be turnin’ consequently

Big power when I put my big foot down

People call me Mister Continental

Luxury is fundamental

To my lifestyle

Mile after mile

In my brand, new Bentley

 

When I get my Bentley

You by my side, lovin ev’ry minute

Tearin’ up the highway

Pushin’ it to the limit

 

Listen to her purr

Listen to her growl

Acceleration, adulation

Predator on the prowl

Hit the road, Jack!

 

When I get my Bentley

Double-U twelve underneath the bonnet

Precision assembly

Ferocious, speedin’ like a comet

 

People call me Mister Continental

Luxury is fundamental

To my lifestyle

Mile after mile

This ain't no rental

This is my sweet Continental!


Trust Me or Die

I’ve given you my all

Broken every protocol

Still, you ask for even more

Shattering ev’ry oath we swore

 

I knew the risk from day one

Ev’ry mission had to be won

Slept with tigers, dined with snakes

Took a bullet for England’s sakes

 

This trust is but a mirage

Disappears like camouflage

Who’s the hero? Who’s the villain?

Which one of us is licensed for killin’?

 

Trust me or die

Trust me now or we won’t survive

We’ve been played, we’re betrayed

No time to be afraid

Trust me once again or trust we shall die!

 

Ice through my veins flows in a rush

Poisoning ev’rything I touch

I’m at home on seven continents

Finish the job with speed and competence

 

Believe in Truth, Crown, Queen, and Country

Believe in a government that stung me

Where will it stop? How will it end?

When there’s no one left to defend?

 

Trust me or die

Trust me now or we won’t survive

We’ve been played, we’re betrayed

No time to be afraid

Trust me once again & we shall walk out alive!

 

Lyrics and Music by Lincoln Newtab

©2022 All rights reserved

007 James Bond FanFic Theme

Bond theme ©1962 Monty Norman


Defeat The Hatred

Cruelty, duplicity

Jealousy, conspiracy

Devious, deceit

Racist, conceit

Dangerous, torturous

Treacherous, traitorous

Brutality, hostility

Persecution, execution

Justice misaligned

Slavery, of any kind

 

Defeat the hatred, don’t believe the lies

Feel the peace within us rise, rise

Respect and love will win someday

Greed and madness will fade away

 

Your god is not my god

Therefore, your god is a fraud

And you must die!

And you must die!

 

Defeat the hatred, don’t believe the lies

Feel the peace within us rise, rise

Respect and love will win someday

Greed and madness will fade away

 

Hope and harmony

Faith and diversity

Respect, equality

Integrity, diplomacy

Trust, not friction

Courage and conviction

Love and compassion

 

Peace is possible

Peace is possible

Peace

Peace


Dancing on Ice

We could be dancing on ice

Some say, you could wait a lifetime or more

To find the other half of your heart and your soul forever

 

We could be dancing on ice

Two lives in synchronous orbit, we fly hand in hand

Closer than possible, true Love cannot be planned, no never

 

We could be dancing on ice

Two halves made into one

A matching set, different pasts

Fused in unison, converged, bisecting paths

 

We could be dancing on ice

Why not enjoy it all? We desire what we deserve

Histories, memories, to share, preserved, forever

 

We could be dancing on ice

We walk, sing, speak in code

We see through one pair of eyes

We balance in the air

We dance on ice forever


Goldilocks Nailed It

Once in a while, things are a little too This

Once in a while, things are a little too That

But when things are just right, it's All Right!

 

Goldilocks nailed it. Boom! Bam!

Nothin' but net. Swish! Dunk! Slam!

Homerun. Shoots. Scores. Fire in the hole!

Stick side, glove side, top shelf, goal!

Put the biscuit in the basket!

And bring the hammer down! Bang! Bang!

 

Life doesn't hand out miracles

Work hard, play hard, stand by your principles

And when things are just right, they’re All Right!

 

Goldilocks nailed it. Boom! Bam!

Nothin' but net. Swish! Dunk! Slam!

Homerun. Shoots. Scores. Fire in the hole!

Stick side, glove side, top shelf, goal!

Put the biscuit in the basket!

And bring the hammer down! Bang! Bang!

 

Too soft, too hard, too hot, too cold

Too big, too small, too young, too old!

Make up your mind, punch it and grind

And bring the hammer down! Bang! Bang!

 

Goldilocks nailed it. Boom! Bam!

Nothin' but net. Swish! Dunk! Slam!

Homerun. Shoots. Scores. Fire in the hole!

Stick side, glove side, top shelf, goal!

Put the biscuit in the basket!

And please bring that hammer down! Bang! Bang!

 

 
 
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